Global Warming Killed KKK’s Sen. Robert Byrd
Really? Most of us would have thought that the fact that he was 92, semi-wheelchair bound and in very poor health were signs that starting a new pension plan was pretty pointless. Anyway, some entertaining stupidity here (bold is mine):
Coal pollution may have felled Sen. Robert Byrd (D-WV), the longest-serving member of the U.S. Senate, at the age of 92. The aged giant of the Senate had been in declining health for years, but died last week after suffering from “symptoms of heat exhaustion” during Washington’s record heat wave …(a quote from his link)…
The record mid-Atlantic heat wave is part of the global boiling enveloping the planet, caused by greenhouse gases from coal and oil pollution. The increasingly deadly heat waves fueled by man-made global warming are a real threat to the health of Americans, especially the vulnerable elderly. The record heat in June — continuing to make 2010 the hottest year on record across the globe (it was 1934: TheEye) — has been identified as the killer at least 18 Americans across the nation:
June 2: PENNSYLVANIA A 50-year-old man wearing a heavy three-piece wool suit was found dead on a South Philadelphia street. At 88 degrees, the high temperature was 15 degrees above normal.
A heavy three-piece wool suit. Global warming or dropped on his head when he was 4? Let the audience vote on that one. There are a further seventeen more examples he uses of people falling off ladders in Dipshit, Kansas being used as examples of why Saint Gore is right, but can’t be bothered fisking them.
Suffice it to say, we’re all doomed yadda yadda yadda….and Global Warming killed the Exalted Cyclops Byrd.
I couldn’t resist commenting over there, that they might have died of just old age.
Amazing.
There’s a heavy smell of greenie desperation in the air – idiots! 😀
“… and Global Warming killed the Exalted Cyclops Byrd” .
I wish it had done the same, but sooner for the exalted cyclops Brown …
They’ll never believe it. Common sense isn’t their strong point.
And we think we’ve seen it all. It’s nice that when you think you’ve reached the outer shores of stupidity you can still be be pleasantly surprised.
I love that smell of desperation in the morning. It’s unravelling, but like the last few days in the Bunker they are still sending out non-existent regiments against the oncoming defeat.
Against him, vengeance must be slow and painful. With electrodes.
Also – great cartoon. Says it all.