Will Jesus Sue?

May 9, 2010 at 11:31 pm

In a piece of random daftness, it seem that some people go through life with a great big target on their backs:

Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton [MA] on Tuesday.

The 50-year-old man is from Belchertown. Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ.

Not going to bother with death/resurrection puns. The jokes write themselves. The woman is being charged with “failure to yield” but surely “attempted deicide” is more appropriate?