Hangman Wanted, Training Given
This seems to be an interesting job opportunity. TheEye applied (this is true), almost two decades ago, for a vacancy as an executioner in the Caribbean (lots of sun, short hours, rum). Not sure Rhodesia is quite so appealing as a destination though.
A backlog of prisoners waiting for execution has built up in Zimbabwe after the sudden retirement of the official hangman.
The man quit his job after he was said to be struggling with his conscience, now the government is desperately searching for a replacement. About 50 inmates are waiting on death row at Chikurubi maximum security prison outside Harare.
The government has prepared notices and an advertisement offering employment for a part-time hangman which have yet to be published, said Edson Chiota, of the Zimbabwe Association for Crime Prevention and Rehabilitation of the Offender.
So, what qualifications do you need?
The job requires only a high school education but extra training would seem in order since studies have shown execution by hanging involves knowledge of body weight, human physiology, ropes, knots and basic mechanics.
The job could be well rewarded if bonus payments are performance-related. As a guide; if you do the job well, the re-offending rate should be zero.
Why not just issue some knives and machetes to death row “association”, job done?
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Sounds like money for old rope to me … 😉
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And when he or she has finished the job there are 646 more to do over here….
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Agreed MD .. except the 646 here don’t deserve the comfort of rope .. for them its gotta be meat hooks & piano wire ..
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Banned, I wouldn’t want to be the one cleaning the mess up afterwards if that happened. You’d just burn the place down…
Captain H and microdave, agree, none of this ethical investment rubbish – for a good return on your cash buy shares in lamppost manufacturers and garotte factories.
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