FireFox For Sinners
TheEye is recovering from a weekend of work by builders and decorators (mostly just raiding the coffee supplies it seemed), and so has been off the radar – largely banished to the rooftop patio with weak wireless signal and a laptop with a sticky “c” key. Nevertheless, the time was not wasted, for behold, my brethren, we have this wondrous discovery:
“Christian Anti-Porn will filter links and alert the user if any porn websites are clicked. This will not completely block but rather display Bible verse with the crucified Jesus Christ and to remind every Christian that he is going to crucify Jesus Christ again if he proceeds to such websites.
This add-on is not an ultimate filter for porn. God is the ultimate filter and only He can guard you and give you enough grace to overcome sin. Hence, pray to Jesus Christ who died for our sins.”
Well, it’s one approach, to be sure. TheEye is occasionally called upon to perform light IT tinkering duties for the couple next door and their 13-year old son. Installing this on the next visit would be one way for the kid to hate me forever….
Dunno about the kid next door hating you ..
Being of a “Christian” nature & knowing this Government .. its more likely to get you locked-up … PDQ ..
Not much point me installing it….
I do hope there is a Muslim version – in the interests of “Equality” you understand!
Great gag to pull on the kid, though! 😛
Yeah .. but the old “Muzzies” don’t go in for Crucifixion MD ..
It’d have to be Stoning .. y’know .. “Two points, ah .. two flats and a packet of gravel” …
The family next door are strict Othodox Jew (two sinks in the kitchen, timers on the light switches, the whole works) so it’s got to be done. It’s an unmissable opportunity to never be asked to go back again.
The only time I’ve ever been asked to look at a Muslim’s computer I found it was stuffed full of gigs of porn…which says it all really,
“He’s NOT the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy!”
Rather bizarrely Avast! & Firefox are conspiring to stop me visiting YouTube, but quite happy to let me see other, Ahem, “Tube” sites…..