Michelle Obama Action Figure
On November 20, the wait will be over; Michelle Obama action figures will hit the market at $12.99 apiece.
Every bit as lovely as the original, aren’t they? The black widow dress looks sharper than ever. I hope they also offer the diplomatic mission to Britain clown suit outfit:
Maybe there will be a talking version so that kids can pull a string and hear these inspiring quotes:
America is just downright mean.
For the first time in my adult lifetime, I am really proud of my country. And not just because Barack has done well, but because I think people are hungry for change.
The realities are that, you know, as a black man, you know, Barack can get shot going to the gas station, you know.
The truth is, in order to get things like universal health care and a revamped education system, then someone is going to have to give up a piece of their pie so that someone else can have more.
Now little girls everywhere can finally aspire to look like Serena Williams’ giant, scary ass raped Mike Tyson and spawned a black nationalist first lady. She’s so elegant isn’t she? Look at those “I’ll gnaw your fucking arm off” teeth. Look at that gargantuin news satellite of a forehead. Too bad they didn’t show her giant man-feet. I too hope they include the clown suit outfit. She looks like she was standing under the debris of a Walmart explosion as they fluttered to the ground.