A Victim Of Global Warming
Channel 4 ‘Dispatches’ this evening will be bringing us a heartwarming tale of Care In The Community. This old gentleman used to spend hours on end sleeping through his day in a purpose-built nursing home in the heart of W1 with only the company of other geriatrics peacefully snoring on nearby benches.
However the nursing staff at the House of Lords have kindly found some cash which was unwanted by the taxpayer and have sent ex-trade-unionist and all round senile old duffer Lord Lea on an extended vacation to important political hubs of the world including Tonga, Vanuatu, Kiribati, Tuvalu and Fiji….all in the name of climate change research. The fresh air will do him the world of good too, they thought.
As you can see from this conference photograph, global warming is having all sorts of unexpected side-effects. This young native, for example, is too hot and needs to take her clothes off. Luckily, the decandent Westerner is on hand to pay reparations for the untold damage caused by industrial pollution by way of a financial contribution. Either that or he’s about to snort coke off of her shoulderblades. You just don’t know, do you, gentle reader?
Doesn’t it give you a warm contented fuzzy feeling to see your taxpayers loot so hard at work?
Good to see those ‘tax pounds’ hard at work for a good cause!
http://www.climateaudit.org/?p=7168
Tonga, Vanuatu, Kiribati, Tuvalu and Fiji if memory serves are largely made up of coral atolls and corall atols are formed where ?
Under the sea, yes exactly, they were made when sea level was relatively higher and I will suffer no guilt if they go back to that position. If their citizens ask nicely I might contribute to their relocation costs.