In deference to regular reader The Big Dollop who insists on the frequent appearance of top totty on these shores, the All Seeing Eye is delighted to contribute to BigD’s current meme of Lighten The Mood by presenting “Drunken Erotic Online Chat From Bathtub Sparks Call To Police” – complete, as it happens, with a photograph which The Local in Germany is generous enough to note is completely unconnected with the females involved.

The women were speaking using webcams after having met each other on an internet forum. But during the course of what Aachen police spokesman Paul Kemen described as a “bibulous exchange of sweet nothings,” the woman’s chat partner in Memmingen, Bavaria seemed to submerge herself in her bathtub. After that she disappeared out of sight and gave no more signs of life.

Fearing for her safety, the young woman in Aachen then sought help from the local police, who contacted their colleagues in Bavaria. Fortunately she was no worse for wear in the dry tub.

“The drunken pearl of love* had fallen asleep in the empty bathtub and was fine considering the circumstances,” the police said.
The comment below the article by ‘keydeck’ may get to the heart of the matter…a scurrilous yet hopefully accurate accusation that The Local’s journalists tend to be three sheets to the wind by mid-afternoon when they churn out this drivel dressed up as news. Hurrah for lunchtime drinking!

*Yes, literally “Liebesperle” in the original police report in German. Never say this blog isn’t educational.