THE FIRST EVER RACIST VIRUS
I notice that over at Old Holborn there are some curious statistics concerning those parts of the UK where swine flu appears to be all the rage. Sadly these seem to coincide with areas with a predominant Muslim populations. I think we may be encountering the first ever racist virus and I fear that even the Burqa may not provide sufficient protection.
It’s the lack of bacon butties in their diet. No chance to build immunity to pork inspired viruses.
Haringey is also among the worst affected areas along with Tower Hamlets and Luton.