THE PERIL OF RED ONIONS…
Did you read about the sex attacker who has claimed he could not be extradited because he was allergic to onions and would die if he eats them in prison food?
Peter Ivan Dunne said the danger of a reaction – especially to red onions – meant his human rights would be breached if he was sent to an Irish prison because it could not guarantee his meals were free from onions. He told two judges at the High Court in London that his experience of Irish prison food proved there was ‘a real risk, or near certainty’ his dietary needs would be ‘routinely ignored’. This would violate his Article 2 ‘right to life’ under the European Convention on Human Rights.
Given his crime, I would feed him red onions morning, noon and night!
Happily Their Lordships threw his appeal out on the ground that there was nothing to indicate that the Irish Republic would not be able to deal with his dietary needs as well as HMP.
Personally I would shove red onions up his rear ’till they came out the other end.
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