THE CHAP OLYMPICS!
I am certain the The All Seeing Eye would be delighted to read that annual Chap Olympiad will soon be upon us!
” Saturday 11th July in Bedford Square Gardens, London, the day allows well-dressed competitors to descend upon this verdant garden in Bloomsbury to pit their wits, their trouser creases, their cocktail mixing abilities – but not their athleticism – against their peers in challenging events such as the Three-Trousered Limbo, Moustache Wrestling, Quill Throwing and Bounders.
The Olympiad seeks to celebrate specifically British qualities, such as the excessive drinking of dry martinis before luncheon, the wearing of monocles, the smoking of pipes and the maintenance of an immaculate crease in one’s trousers despite having tripped over a basset hound on the way to the pavilion.”
I reckon that this will be at least one Olympiad held in London that will prove a financial success!
Hat-tip to Free Market Fairy Tales via Maggie’s Farm.
Looks a bit racist iinit ?
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