It’s MEP election night and things aren’t looking good for some…better for others. Early scans show that Labour will be FIFTH in the SW and Gibraltar region – even behind the Cornish Nationalists. In other news, Nick Griffin looks like he has polled enough to become an MEP for the NW region and that Declan bloke who set up “Libertas” has apparently come short of getting a shiny salary this time around in Ireland.

If TheEye could nominate one particularly helpful denizen of this parish, the G.O.T. would be in contention. Knowing as we do the habit (a la Naomi Campbell) of Gordoom throwing mobile phones around then trust our friend to have a helpful suggestion.

Top work as always. See you all over on ATW for the live blog of the results.