Janet “It’d better be this long when I get you home, sunshine” Napolitano is the Homeland Stupidity Secretary for Barack Hussein Obama.

Oddly for one of Hussein’s appointees she appears to be a raving 24-carat fruitcake. Okay so are most of the others but at least the MSM haven’t discretely hidden away stories of tax evasion about this one which does mark her out from most of the other nominees which Hussein has thrown under a bus during Senate confirmations when they rather inconveniently were exposed as criminals.

Maybe she had a better accountant.

Anyway, just for fun let’s randomly re-invent the English language shall we?

“‘Global War on Terror’ is out — ‘overseas contingency operation’ is in. ‘Terrorist attack’ is out — ‘man-caused disaster’ is in. Since the new administration took office, Washington has been consumed, on both sides of the aisle, by a kind of re-branding madness. This marathon in semantics has had a variety of tactical purposes, depending on who’s got his Sharpie on the dictionary. The Obama administration, through a string of delicate shifts in terminology, has softened — or at least obfuscated — the essence of the war against Islamic extremism. Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano, arguably the Washington equivalent to Madonna of re-branding, delivered an entire set of testimony without using the word ‘terrorism.’ She says she prefers ‘man-caused disasters.’”

Found on Fox but posted elsewhere for as many people as possible to admire how much of a wingnut it’s possible for one single human being to be. To be fair for a bunch of terrorists to fly a series of planes full of screaming victims into a selection of skyscrapers which they’d also tried to destroy a few years earlier with a massive truck bomb you’d think that “man-caused disasters” is technially correct – although without really making the point.

In fact she was so full of drivel you’d have thought that it was Polly Toynbee in a worse wig but smeared in more layers of cheap makeup – as put on by David Blunkett without the dog to help.

Ah well, you wanted Hope’n’Change. Here it is in action.

Oops just realised TheEye has probably just in one post triggered most of the words in the Echelon word search list. So might as well lob “nuclear”, “Castro” and “jihad” in there too as it’s bound to boost the visitor stats for a week or two. Oh, and “dynamite” “C4” and “detonators” will definitely cheer up our mates at Google Analytics. Will keep you all informed and please top up the comments with further suggestions.