Bollock Obummer officially announced the adoption of his new presidential poodle shortly after the recent G20 summit. Nicknamed ‘Shitter’, it is a rare Scottish Shitzyu breed which are renowned for being experts at burying things.

Although not fully house trained the Obummers are hoping that ‘Shitter’ will soon stop pissing everywhere once he gets used to the training pads. His other habit, of using his arse to smear shit on to anyone that upsets him, is thought to be due to some type of arrogant mental health problem coupled with a tendency to bark up the wrong tree.

Obummer says that he has consulted a British Lord about ‘Shitter’s’ dirty habit and he advises him that a butt plug should cure this.

Although ‘Shitter’ only has one-eye, is grossly overweight due to his penchant for fois gras and also has anger management problems they are also hoping to employ an animal physcotherapist called O’Dollie D’Raper to assist with his all around well being.