As St. Crispin has blogged below on second-hand aircraft, TheEye offers him an opportunity for the ultimate in garden ornaments…a used Harrier GR7 (one careful owner, some scratches).

Obtainable from the MoD Disposal Services Authority here, it doesn’t come with an engine so he’ll have to pick it up from RAF Cosford himself. It’s being sold by competitive tender so no bottom line pricetag.

What do readers think that it is worth?

For those with a cheaper budget and a strange fetish, please browse on that site the fetching range of used kilts here. They are “ideal for film or theatre work, collectors or re-enactors” it is alleged. Yes, but they are used, and if that no-underwear-beneath-the-kilt thing is true then you’d want to wash them a couple of times first.

They also have a category called “Ships” which considering TheEye’s naval family history is glad to see is empty. Maybe that’s because there aren’t any left to sell.