Our Septic compatriots across the Pond are struggling with the reign of The One – The Obamessiah. Barak Hussein Osama.

A lot has changed in the month since Osama became president. Let’s review, shall we?

Things That Have Gotten WORSE Since Osama Became President

1. The U.S. stock market has fallen to a six-year low.

2. Nationalisation of banks has become a serious possibility across there. America, like us, will become a banana republic.

3. Osama has backed three massive spending initiatives (the $787 billion stimulus bill, the trillion-dollar financial stability initiative and the $275 billion mortgage assistance program). A trillion here, a trillion there – but who’s counting?

4. Hundreds of thousands of classic children’s books (children’s books printed before the early 1980s) are being destroyed all across the country because they may contain miniscule traces of lead in their print

5. Osama has lost a key air base providing the only supply line into Afghanistan, jeopardizing any future military action the U.S. may need to take in the region

6. Russia has become emboldened and increasingly aggressive

7. Iran has also become more emboldened and aggressive, has launched its first home-built earth satellite, and now has enough material to make a nuclear weapon

8. Pakistan has freed the notorious A.Q. Khan, who sold nuclear technology to North Korea, Libya and Iran, and has capitulated to the brutal Taliban in the Swat region

9. Osama has announced that he will close Guantanamo within a year — even though his administration has no clear answer to the question of what to do with the most dangerous GITMO terrorists, including 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed.

10. Osama has dropped charges against the U.S.S. Cole bombing suspect allegedly responsible for the deaths of American sailors. It’s been a good month for terrorists.

Things That Have Gotten BETTER Since Osama Became President

1. America has had its first half-black president. (Technically, this doesn’t count, though, since it didn’t happen after Osama became president). And it’s only ‘different’ not ‘better’.

2. . . . .

Surely there’s something.

2.. . . . . .

Help me out here.

Anyone?

2. . . . .

I guess that’s it, then.

We can’t wait to see his second month in office.

Some of this post is deliberately nicked with no hat-tip. Why? Because the Conservative Party PAID for the advert featuring Lord Mandy of Gay and (where is it again? I think I was MP there) Hartlepool but some Septics on the Right of the US blogsphere have nicked the idea and are claiming credit as completely original their Photoshop version of Sen Chuck Schumer.

No hat-tip to us means no hat-tip to you. Invent your own satire – if you even know what the word means.