The New iRant Keyboard
Never never never have any building work done.
Never. Ever. In. A. Million. Years.
Move house or something instead. Or just burn the place down.
Blogging has been light for this reason.
Anyway, for a bit of light entertainment this excellent picture of the new iRant keyboard is courtesy of the GrumpyOldTwat. All keys apply to politicians but some are interchangeable for ‘actually it might cost a bit more than we thought’ builders.
This is not a sweary blog, but the limits of TheEye’s tolerance on that point are being strained at the moment. Normal service with serious posts will be resumed soon, but enjoy this in the meantime.
Either move house or change governments. Even in the current system of things, i think moving house might be the easier option.
‘actually it might cost a bit more than we thought’
Fucking priceless. Can’t these builder twats come up with anything original. It’s always give give give with the bastards. And what do you get in return?
Nothing but grief and poor workmanship.
Whatever happened to ‘Customer is King’ and ‘having pride in one’s work’?
The Eye has my sympathy and, again from experience, sometimes it’s better to call a halt to the whole thing. Sack the twats and find someone else better suited.
I’m still hoping that I don’t have to send you ‘that paddle’.
Good luck!