It would amaze TheEye if the Auburn Plainsman newspaper from Alabama wasn’t on everyone’s daily read list, so you won’t have missed their Nov12-18 Crime Report via the Auburn Department of Public Safety.

Compare and contrast all of the reports:

Nov. 12, Hudson Terrace – Burglary reported. One pair of Nike Air Force One shoes reported stolen.

Nov. 12, Ross Street – Burglary reported. One HP 2700 series laptop reported stolen.

Nov. 15, University Apartments – Burglary reported. One HP desktop, one HP 19-inch flatscreen monitor and one laptop carrier reported stolen.

Nov. 16, Lemans Square Apartments – Burglary reported. One Remington M597 22-caliber semi-automatic rifle reported stolen.

Nov. 16, Gentilly Trailer Park – Burglary reported. 20 DVDs and 50 Adderall tablets reported stolen.

Bloody hell, crime 4 might seem a bit out of place at first glance, but every crime was tech kit and guns? Sounds like myyyy kinda town.