Have You Seen This Man?

January 17, 2010 at 8:58 am
Have You Seen This Man? used to proclaim the old Wild West Wanted posters. This isn’t quite in the same league, but:

Using sophisticated digital enhancement techniques, the FBI today published “aged progressed” mug shots of Osama bin Laden and 17 other top terrorists wanted by the U.S. FBI forensic artists produce an enhanced image of the top terrorist.

One version of bin Laden shows him with a full head of wavy gray and black hair, and a trim beard. No previous photo had shown him without a headdress covering his hair.

The second “aged processed” mug shot of bin Laden shows him with the long flowing beard that has been his trademark, although much grayer than previously seen.

Most of these pictures are from State Department’s Rewards for Justice website. See if you can spot the odd one out.
So is he dead or isn’t he? It would be a massive blow to America’s prestige for bin Laden to actually show up and be filmed somewhere – with witnesses and in some confirmable way. Odd, then, that the only way he contacts the world is through unverifiable audio recordings.
As we’ve all heard now, the US government has withdrawn the age-enhanced image of Osama Bin Laden after admitting it was partly based on a photo of a Spanish nobody called Gaspar Llamazares, a Communist deputy in the Spanish Congress.
Llamazares is an ex-leader of Spain’s United Left coalition, and they are now crying “conspiracy” simply because he is a fellow traveller on the trendy anti-US anti-war bandwagon. They can’t seem to grasp that nobody had ever heard of him before yesterday, no-one cares who he is now, and that he was just a decent Googled match for a likely fringe and forehead.
TheEye feels sorry for him in a way. Decades of nobly working away on a succession of holier-than-thou lefty causes, a few quid in his not-very-socialist offshore bank account from the Comintern….and now he realises that his gravestone and epitaph will simply read: “Gaspar Llamazares: A useful forehead”
Either that, or he really is bin Laden in hiding and is terrified that he’s been rumbled. Stranger things have happened.