Wonder what you make of the news that local government little Hitler’s have agreed to pay compensation to a jogger who spent 17 hours locked in a freezing public toilet on Christmas Day?

With only his running gear to keep him warm, the runner was forced to wrap himself in bin liner and toilet roll and spent the night underneath a hand-dryer to save off the cold. The man, who was captured on CCTV footage, used the Dulwich Park lavatories at 4.30pm on Christmas Eve after going for a run. 

He was accidentally locked in by the janitor, poor chap! Moral of the story? Exercise is bad for you!