Degrees Don’t Equal Brains

September 20, 2010 at 9:59 pm

In random fuckwittery we find that it doesn’t matter if your undergraduate experience consists of three years face down in a pool of vomit outside a nightclub hundreds of miles from your gloriously unaware parents – you’re still entitled to a top degree. Cos it’s yer Yuman Right, innit?


Apparently:

A Belfast graduate has taken his university to court after they awarded him a 2:2 degree [in electrical engineering]

Andrew Croskery, from County Down, applied for a judicial review of the grade he received from Queen’s University in Belfast. Mr Croskery claimed if he had received better supervision he would have obtained a 2:1, the High Court was told on Monday.

Like mummy holding his hand perhaps. Or someone keeping the dope dealer at arms length. Breaking the barman’s arms possibly.

His barrister claimed he had been denied a right to appeal against his classification because he had already graduated from Queen’s in the summer. Tony McGleenan argued that the university’s stance was not compliant with his client’s human rights. “It is obviously an important case for the applicant. He avers his employment prospects have been jeopardised… in this competitive job market,” he said.

Should have stayed off the Guinness in the mornings, sunshine. His ‘employment prospects‘ might have been better if he’d got off his arse and worked harder.

Honestly, the difference between a 2:2 and a 2:1 degree wouldn’t influence TheEye on whether to employ the man. The difference between taking it like a man or sueing for “human rights infringements” would be a big interview swing factor though.