New Airport Scanning Explained…
Over the Pond in the land of the written constitution it seems as though the Fourth Amendment has been quietly forgotten. Before it’s airbrushed from history, this is it:
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
It’s actually worse than that:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1331346/Cancer-survivor-forced-prosthetic-breast-TSA-agents-airport-pat-down.html
Why not just admit defeat in the hands of terrorism, and cancel ALL flying. Just think of the CO2 savings…..
Aaargh, that’s unbelievable.
Perhaps it is indeed a big scam to bankrupt airlines everywhere and save the sweet little fluffy polar bears. A proper Grassy Knoll theory maybe, but all the logic points that way!
How about making the security staff work in just a thong, gloves and sandals? I know it would look Gorean but some of the security women are cute, it would encourage the men to get ripped, and the security videos are going to look great in the archives when historians want to show how airport-wide sexual abuse and coercion brought down the American Empire.
Honestly, if its going to be the old Thong, Gloves And Cavity Search game I’d much rather it stays in my bedroom for the standard Wednesday night slot.
The Departure Lounge of JFK Airport just doesn’t have the mirrors in the right places.
I’ve had another idea – why not just require these “enhanced” screening procedures apply only to Muslims? They’re the ones doing the bombing, after all…
Let’s see how “positive discrimination” sounds when the ball is on the other foot, so to speak. (Always assuming it hasn’t been cut off for theft…..)
It’s going the other way. This bunch of terrorist supporters want the camelshaggers exempted from any checks at all!
Show me a suicide bombing nun and maybe I’ll think about it. Or not.
Someone else isn’t happy…
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/war/airport-scanner-pics-disappoint-masturbators-201011183268/
The Daily Mash is always good. No exception with that one….