Now that it’s starting to warm up and all of the white global warming is busy retreating to the tops of mountains where it belongs, here’s one final tribute to the magnificence of snow and the stupidity it brings.

Face it, if you ever go shopping online for the parts to build this thing you’re just begging to end up on a list somewhere….and in the queue for a cavity search next time you fly anywhere.

Magnificent. And from the accents…very British.