Question Time tonight comes from that famous bastion of middle-of-the-road politics…Liverpool.

On the panel tonight we have Baron and part time vampire Michael Howard, adulterer, windmill fanatic and expenses fiddler* Chris Huhne, Pantone #1235 (Saffron) coloured bank robber Peter Hain, Alex Wee Eck Salmond and former New Statesman deputy editor Cristina Odone.

*As a bit of random trivia, Huhne claimed £85.35 on expenses for having a picture of himself framed and inscribed.

Those hoping for a double-bill of idiocy will be disappointed – there is no This Week this week.

Your long-suffering brace of Moderators; TheEye and David Mosque, will be tilting at windmills here from 10:30pm.