Despite being a non-coporeal being, TheEye appreciates the finer things in life, and regards Katherine Jenkins as an opera singer with very fine lungs.

Apparently someone called “Leona Lewis” refused to open the Phony Pharaoh’s shop this year for the start of the Harrods Winter Sale. TheEye has no idea who Lewis is but doubts that she is any match for her replacement: a 27-year-old mezzo soprano. From her Wikipedia page, Lewis seems just to be someone with too much frizzy hair.

Lewis refused the “gig” because Harrods sells fur and was replaced by the gorgeous Katherine. Why wasn’t she the first choice? Apparently some sandal-wearing tree-huggers shouted abuse at Katherine when she opened the sale for that very reason.

Oh well. That’ll bother her, won’t it? Ha! But she’s lucky the Metropolitan Police didn’t feel her collar considering their current spasm of political correctness.