Exclusive: Dog Bites Man
It’s taken a while, but finally the ultimate headline…”Dog Bites Man”.
The increasingly pointless Daily LabourGraph, which TheEye purchases now purely for the crossword, announces on a Jug-Eared-Bloke-Is-Now-Leader-Of-Free-World and Rockets-Fired-At-Israel-Shocker day that “Chirac Bitten By Pet Dog“.
Apparently he was “violently bitten” by his white Maltese dog ‘Sumo’, which is named, according to the DT, after the “Japanese wresting discipline”.
Spellchecker not working well, then.
“It is unclear where Mr Chirac was bitten” it seems, but if this photo gives anyone any ideas then shame on your dirty minds.
Hope the dog was fine afterwards and did not catch anything.
Sorry, Fido, should have guessed that you’d be concerned about this story.
Where would you have bitten him?
The Scrapster says:
I can’t speak for Fido but I would have relished a good firm gnash on the froggie twat’s ‘testeeclays’. (pardonez mon franglais, ces’t un petit ‘ruff’ parce que je suis un chien anglais).
Je serai un chien calme