Okay, guilty as charged. David Vance is apparently not exactly like the bloke in that photograph. In fact a current photograph of our latest co-conspirator would indicate a lack of hair which may be more in the direction of the little-above-the-eyebrows scenario.

Now please encouraged to Google for David Vance as top and handsome bloke: it will give you marvellous examples of manhood as shown here. It will also return cousins who don’t look quite so shiny. Regrettably the David Vance given to you by Google is allegedly a famous photographer. Not the real bloke. The photos reproduced here are the female-friendly selection of the Googling effort although anyone who may have spotted DV On The Loose and doesn’t wish to invite libel actions is welcome to submit snapshots (ideally those birthday party ones which every victim spends the next 10 years cursing the fact that he bought his aunt a digital camera) .

However TheEye is always ruthless and take no prisoners – and also issues no apologies to Mister (take your pick) Vance. The opportunity to publish embarrassing pictures taken of a bloke with the same name but a slightly better toned body – is just too easy to ignore. Despite being the powerhouse behind A Tangled Web and Biased-BBC a bloke whom TheEye knows has a huge brain has potentially stumbled into a vast and under-camouflaged Google elephant-trap and TheEye just couldn’t stop giggling after he harmlessly went after a photograph for this single innocuous post.

This was a complete mistake – the existence of a photographer lurking out there also called David Vance happens to be very unfortunate but undeniably amusing.

Thanks for you agreeing to be the fourth co-conspirator on The All Seeing Eye the real DV.

In the meantime you are welcome to introduce yourself to any of the of the female denizens of this parish via any of the Google victims captured above but not through this blog. TheEye is the only one to go on the pull via this blog and other efforts will be aggressively monitored.

Seviously David, looking forward to your contributions over here. We’ve got a non-sweary blog with a Tory, a Lefty Army bloke, a UUP and an I-Promise-Not-To-Swear-But-You-Can-All-Get-F***ed GOT contributor. TheEye is thinking on giving up and letting the lunatic asylum run itself which it appears to be able to manage.