So why, do you ask, does TheEye knock off the top spot a fantastically gorgeous lady wearing very little and replace it with a photo of a photograph of a Rhodesian dictator who has the last remaining bit of foliage in the ex-Breadbasket of Africa stuck to his chest.

Possibly to deflect bullets although if you look at the glint in the eye of the bloke with the shiny cap then the bullet may well come from behind. Maybe he might get you ultimate victory if you can get his surname across a Triple Word Score in Scrabble but he can’t be worse than the one with the glasses even if he made a big effort. It’d be heads-in-your-fridge if he wanted to make a proper go for the I’m More Evil 2010 Award.

Anyway, there is an excellent satirical rant over on NewsARSE website which David Vance will probably notice bears a remarkable resemblance to another website which also talks bollocks. Except NewsARSE isn’t “uniquely funded” by the taxpayer. It’s a great article where we learn that the Evil One wants to implement the expenses scheme run by the Snot-Eating One but the whole site should be one of your bookmarks.