Just on the day when Hazel Blears sticks another knife in the back of the One Eyed Snot Gobbler it seems that he won’t go quietly. Gordoom has just surfaced as a crop circle in the form of a spineless jellyfish.

The owners of the land in Oxfordshire have urged visitors to stay away from the circle, which is 820 ft by 197 ft, to avoid further crop damage.It turned up a few days ago but is already getting much international attention.

Sally Ann Spence and husband Bill, who own Berry Croft Farm near Ashbury, say hundreds of visitors have been trampling over their field.

“We have not given permission for people to walk on our land,” Mrs Spence said.

She said she was not concerned about tracking down the culprits and the incident has not been reported to the police. It unclear whether she was referring to Labour’s “right to roam over the bit of land you owned until we took it away last week” legislation or McDoom’s general economic policy meltdown. Both are criminal and should be reported to the authorities as such.

It is not the first time crop circles have appeared on their land, they said, but the jellyfish is one of the most spectacular. After the Euro elections tomorrow it may be the most enduring picture of the One Eyed Son Of The Manse.