The Three Stooges Save The World

August 11, 2009 at 8:44 am

A very brief article on the Three Amigos Stooges on Townhall.com – so brief it is easier just to reproduce it:

North American leaders say they will work together to fight swine flu and climate change.

In a joint statement, U.S. President Barack Obama, Mexican President Felipe Calderon and Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper say they will work to promote global competitiveness in the region.

Obama made a quick stop to meet with the leaders of Mexico and Canada.

The leaders say they are committed to fighting a swine flu epidemic that started in Mexico. The trio also calls climate change one of the most daunting and pressing challenges of the time. Their joint statement says the countries will collaborate to combat the threats.

Well doubtless it was worth all of that carbon to fly to a meeting with a stack of advisors, secret service agents and press reporters. Who will pay for the carbon offsets? The taxpayers of those countries of course, but as the voters of the United States elected someone who plans to fight Man-Made Global Axis Rotation Change by positioning his ears in near-Earth orbit between us and the Sun then they deserve all they get.

Luckily they are also going to ‘fight’ swine flu…probably with very tiny swords or something.

What is this fascination with fighting nature, then? Just like the Dutch boy with his finger in the dyke, you can’t hold back natural changes.

It’s also worth pointing out that when doing a Google image search in the office for “boy with finger in dyke” then having Safesearch on can be your friend.