Ed Nose Day
Good news, everyone! The opportunistic little shit Leader of the Opposition Ed Miliband has finally had that NHS-funded (that’s you) nose-job designed to take the edge off his squeaky voice.
There was initially an outcry that he was getting cosmetic surgery to make his speeches slightly less painful on the ear. So a Labour supporting doctor was wheeled out to diagnose an imaginary “pre-existing” case of gonorrhea or something similar to justify the operation.
Well you’ll be delighted to know that your taxpayer cash has been well spent:
One source who spoke to him after the operation said he sounded “exactly the same”.
Hahaha ahaha ahaha hahaha
“Meet the new voice; same as the old voice.”
Ed Nose Day
THey should have given him a pinoccio nose, like our lefty leaders need. Each lie, it gets longer!
Here he is lying about renewable energy 😀
For a moment, I thought you were gonna tell us that he’d had an Arsehole Transplant .. but that it had rejected him .. >:o
Rejected? No – she married him!
I always thought he spoke out of his arse. I can’t see how playing with his nose was going to help that.
No, that was Nixon in an episode of Monty Python…
I could have saved the NHS (and my taxes) a load of money. I was clearing out my shed today, and found a nice length of 4 x 2 timber…