There appears to be a bit of cyber-bitching between Prescott and Iain Dale. To sum it up, the whole of Armenia has belatedly signed up to an international consensus that John Prescott is a oafish over-promoted childish ex-barman and all round waste of skin and oxygen. Welcome to the club, guys.

Prescott replied in a mature and dignified fashion as befitting his elder-statesman role as ex-Deputy Prime Minister – getting his son to Photoshop a picture of Iain in a t-shirt. Oh, get you! Iain Dale returned the electronic handbagging with “An Adult Invitation to John Prescott“; a prospect at which the mind truly boggles. Or was it just me?

Anyway, the G.O.T. lobs this in from outside of handbags-at-dawn range:

Good to see you back on form, G.O.T. But if you are thinking of doing a picture of the two of them naked mud-wrestling…think again.