Fresh in from the Guilty Conscience Department comes news that in the US, illegal aliens don’t like being reminded that they are illegal aliens. Neither, as it happens, does Obama like being reminded that his aunt is an illegal alien, but hey, he’s got a Peace Prize so that’s okay.

From CNN and with comments:

Immigrant rights activists are calling on U.S. retailers to stop selling two controversial “Illegal Alien” costumes that have surfaced for Halloween, saying the outfits are a broadside attack on illegal immigrants.

The “Illegal Alien Adult Costume,” manufactured by Forum novelties, includes an orange jumpsuit, similar to prison garb, with “Illegal Alien” stamped in black across the chest; a space alien mask; and a fake Green Card. The “Illegal Alien Mask with Hat” also includes a space alien mask, this time with a dark handlebar mustache and a baseball cap.

The Coalition for Humane Immigrant Rights of Los Angeles said it began receiving e-mails from concerned legal immigrants on Friday. In response, CHIRLA wrote a letter asking several retailers, including Target, Walgreens, and Amazon.com, to stop offering the costume.

From legal immingrants, eh? Yes right. We believe you. Not illegals that you’d have to report, but legals who are completely unaffected. We believe you. CHIRLA has been identified by the CIA and FBI as a “pro-Soviet front organisation” which dents their credibility a bit.

As of Saturday afternoon, Target had pulled the products, and some links to the costumes on other sites were no longer functional. Target said the “Illegal Alien” costume was inadvertently uploaded to its Web site due to a data entry error.

A data entry error? Obviously. After all, it’s so easy to accidently type in a full product description complete with pricing, stock control details and pictures whilst your mind is distracted by bright shiny objects.

“It is never our intent to offend the consumers with the products we offer,” a company statement said. The makers of the costumes could not be reached for comment on Saturday.

An outbreak of cowardice all round, it seems. We should be selling these over here. There would be quite a demand for the genuine articles in Luton and Bradford.

Jorge-Mario Cabrera, the director of communications for CHIRLA, said he initially thought the costume was a stab at harmless satire. But when he saw the Green Card, he realized it was an swipe at illegal immigrants.
“This was an ignorant attempt to poke fun at a small community,” said Cabrera. Political satire and Halloween often merge. Costumes depicting former well-known political figures are often seen along side those depicting Batman or Wonder Woman.

Yes, there were plenty of George Bush masks to go around, but you’d put large amounts of cash down that no-one is going to dare do an Obama one. That would be waaaaaaaaasict, after all.

To some, the attempted humor of the costumes falls flat. Guillermo Iglesias said both of his parents were illegal immigrants in the United States. He felt the costumes were offensive because they depicted illegal immigrants as “not one of us.”

Yes, the “not one of us” Clue is in the phrase “Illegal Alien”. It’s a giveaway, in fact.

“I have a lot of illegal immigrant friends,” said Iglesias. “If I showed them that costume, it would really hurt them.”

Right, you’ve just admitted live across the world to multiple felonies related to aiding, abetting and harbouring fugitives from the law. Slap the cuffs on officer. Way to go, moron.

Despite the controversy, some stores say the costumes have been a hit. “It’s a very well-recommended costume,” said an employee at Ricky’s, a costume store in New York City. The store has sold seven costumes for $39.99 apiece and is set to receive another shipment.

“I think having a costume like that is distasteful,” said Andrea Hill, outside of Ricky’s. “But if it’s not illegal, I think it’s alright for them to sell it.”

Right, so Truth, Freedom and the American Way have to wait for half of the article before kicking in, but CNN can’t avoid a side-swipe that it’s only capitalism which is supporting the “distasteful” outfits. 

William Gheen, the president of Americans for Legal Immigration, said he intends to buy the costume, and calls the reaction unfounded. “The only people getting upset are the hyper-sensitive, over-politically correct, pro-amnesty, illegal alien-supporting nuts,” said Gheen. “You can’t attack people’s freedom in this country.”

Yay! Go William! And that deserves to be the final word on the matter….