Rather rude, one would have said, for Ross and Russell Bland to leave answerphone messages about having sex with his granddaughter (transcript). However there is some good news. Andrew Sachs has offered complete forgiveness to Jonathan Ross if he makes the following statement correctly: “I Rarely Rile people but Retarded […]
Today is St Crispin’s Day. I’ll be toasting King Harry and his army this evening. To spoil the great day, the French are having a conference about the Battle of Agincourt. Their historians are claiming the English weren’t that outnumbered, that the French were “heroic” and we generally weren’t very […]
If it wasn’t already blatantly obvious to everyone…we are all doomed. How is it possible that a former vicar-turned-MP who is now Deputy Leader of the House of Commons can be the one-in-the-same person as a disgusting weirdo whose only claim to fame is publishing this picture of himself on […]
It’s not tricky to guess which side I’m on in the US Presidenial Elections in a few days time. Frankly I’d love to have seen Sarah as the nominee; as I expect she will be in 2012. Hopefully B Hussein Osama won’t have been able to do too much damage […]
A good friend of mine (not pictured) is rather keen on gory and horror-themed movies. He’s asked me to post for suggestions as to how to expand his collection. His most recent 15 additions (or on order) are: * Santa Sangria* BrainDead* The New York Ripper* Citizen Toxic – The […]
“Lord” Mandelson of Just About Sodding Everywhere has a certain Sir Brian Geoffrey Bender as his Permanent Secretary at the ridiculously-named Department for Business, Enterprise and Regulatory Reform. You’ve got to a least smirk.
The onward march of EUropean socialism continues apace as Morocco is fooled into thinking that “advanced status” of the EU is a good idea…in readiness for a gradual absorbtion. The Moroccan Foreign Minister, Taïeb Fassi Fihri, welcomed the “advanced status” and stressed that Rabat would henceforth benefit from “all” the […]
Blogs are always more entertaining when people with different opinions and diverging views end up in the same (virtual) pub. “St. Crispin’s Day” and myself have shared a physical beer or five and also exchanged words of wisdom online – so I’m delighted to invite him on board as an […]
The unbelievably awful Deputy Labour leader Harriet Dromey has (slightly) redeemed herself in my eyes. She has told MPs they can leave Westminster on Dec 18 and they do not need to return until Jan 12 – a week longer than is usual for Christmas (if I’m allowed to call […]
Hat-tip to The Croydonian for this one.Please visit his site – it’s excellent. This from Hansard: Mr. Hancock: To ask the Secretary of State for Defence pursuant to the answer of 29 September 2008…on Trident missiles, how many Trident warheads are either operationally available or undergoing maintenance. Mr. Hutton: The […]
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