Was it about this news story? Or perhaps he was talking about this photograph? We haven’t forgotten it you yellow hypocrite. What a disgusting two-faced duplicitous lying bastard politician. Telling the Press that you’ve whinged at the Frogs on the telephone changes nothing. We still despise you.

It is April Fools’ Day. It must be. There is no other possibity. A mediocre footballer caled Joey Barton is offering the government advice (via the Deputy Prime Minister Nicky Boy Clegg) on how to run the country. Yes, that’s Joey ‘Not Quite Good Enough’ footballer Barton. From a team called Queens […]

TheEye is not making this up. It’s only an hour old from the Press Association. It’s real. Weep, you fools, weep! Read and despair… Nick Clegg will be portrayed as a tragic hero with hip hop swagger in a new musical play. The Deputy Prime Minister is the main character in Nicked, […]

The Nick Clegg As Pinnocho edition…via Paul Waugh:

With the important vote on tuition fees now here it’s funny, in a slow motion car-crash sort of way, to re-watch this Liberal Democrat party political broadcast from the last General Election. Enduring the whole thing isn’t important; just the first 10 seconds will make the point. For a two-faced […]

Yes, yes, of course this is standard stuff for any Party Conference but the LibDems and MurkySide Plod have just put this online so it’s ripe for a ripping. Amongst other things they’re not keen on things like “Any firearm” and “Any explosive … (whether in the form of a […]

Or in one picture, to be precise. TheEye spotted this in the Daily Telegraph today whilst propped up against a bar and laughed. And laughed. And laughed. And then made a mental note to blog with a copy. Really, if you are a spin-doctor this isn’t just a resignation photograph. […]

At last, someone has had the scales lifted from his eyes. Over at good old Arrse.co.uk, they have finally decided that the wimp culture that women have foisted upon us “chaps” is to be resisted at all costs. It is gratifying to hear phrases such as “you need to MTFU […]