…with a Glock. If that doesn’t keep the trick-or-treaters away then you’ll have to fall back on some techniques learned from the Saw moves.

The European Union, as we know, has banned incandescent light bulbs because polar bears choke on them. Or something. And the US is doing the same thing, which has resulted in the last proper lightbulb manufacturer in America recently closing. The Obama thought police will insist that workers are delighted that […]

Yesterday Sean O’Grady wrote in the Independent (yes, TheEye thought it had shut down too) an article in which he “uncovers” an “absence of diversity in the 119 people now running the country“. Shockingly: Analysis by The Independent of the social origins of members of the coalition government – the most extensive […]

We see from the Guardian that “Squirrel meat flies off supermarket’s shelves” The owner of a local Budgens supermarket has defended selling squirrel meat as a sustainable way of feeding people and says it has a “lovely” taste….claimed that squirrel meat is more sustainable than beef. “It takes about 15 […]

Well to start with, we can reject the depressingly unhelpful and unconstructive attitude on display from this Dutch Nurses’ Union: AMSTERDAM (Reuters) – A union representing Dutch nurses will launch a national campaign Friday against demands for sexual services by patients who claim it should be part of their standard […]

  Anna Racoon and Old Holborn are running a campaign to raise enough money to enable bankrupted Nick Hogan to pay his fine so that this ordinary hard working man can be released from prison.  Full details and running totals of donations can be found here. It was running at […]

Well, as we all know, it’s a worldwide recession, ID cards started in America and the banking crisis will keep us safe. So that means that we have another job for Flash Gordoom, Saviour Of The World….but this time in Canada… Drag queen “Ray” was enraged when a late-night customer […]

It seems that the Saudis are shocking the world again by being brutal to criminals: A Saudi court of cassation upheld a ruling to behead and crucify a 22-year-old man convicted of raping five children and leaving one of them to die in the desert, newspapers reported on Tuesday.The convict […]

If you want a job doing properly, do it yourself. The Met Office have been notoriously bad, predicting recently the non-existent “BBQ Sunmer”, but you have to forgive them because they are working with a computer programmed with data pre-designed to anticipate that we’ll be living on the surface of the Sun by […]

No, not from here; don’t be daft. They do things differently in Denmark. The traditional way for refugees to make it in to Great Britain is usually along the lines of: 1. Pass through other countries with less attractive benefits.2. Book in to the purpose-built camps near Calais3. Hide under […]