Ret’s have with some right hearted sirriness from the Rand of the Rising Sun. With the very real prospect that there will be a ‘female’ runner at the next Olympics whose name is an anagram of ‘yes, a secret man‘ and other general moonbat-itude, we learn that the whole future of the quadriennial drugs-fest may be in serious doubt.

Tokyo governor Shintaro Ishihara warned on Wednesday the 2016 Olympics could be the last Games, with global warming an immediate threat to mankind.

“It could be that the 2016 Games are the last Olympics in the history of mankind,” Ishihara told reporters at a Tokyo 2016 press event ahead of the vote.

“Global warming is getting worse. We have to come up with measures without which Olympic Games could not last long.

“Scientists have said we have passed the point of no return,” said Ishihara.

Is Chicken Little Syndrome contagious? Can they come up with a shot for it? Or, perhaps, a smack with ye olde cluebat? If only the end of the world could come before British taxpayers have to bear the brunt of London 2012 we’d all avoid the annoyance of having to find something else to do whilst every television is beaming out the Men’s Synchronised Nose-Picking Quarter Finals live from Lambeth.