St C is only just able to stop himself adopting a sweary mode due to his beatific persona.

Please read this carefully!

I had to trawl about the net bit until I came across the article in a non-Red-Top paper.

Ask yourself this question.

Had the carer been an agnostic and the girl converted would the result have been the same?

What if the girl had converted to agnosticism?

I must dig myself a hole in the ground now, and do as Midas’ barber did!

St C.