NOISY NEIGHBOURS
It’s not a problem I would want to have, would you?
A couple, Marc and Lisa Thompson, could be forced to move out of
their home in Finstock, Oxfordshire, because of their new neighbours’ noisy lovemaking. The Thompsons say they have been woken repeatedly in the night since the amorous middle-aged couple moved next door to their home five weeks ago.
The Council say it is nothing to do with them and that is quite right. So, were I in the shoes of the Thompsons I would simply invest in buying a copy of the Birdie Song and some decent noise reducing headphones. You can figure out the rest…let’s test just how amorous the neighbours can be under sustained musical duress
Grandma, Clive Dunn would do just as well or perhaps something by Pickertywitch.
More to this story than meeets the ear I suspect. Sounds more like an invitation to a menage a trois.
Investigative journalist needed, preferably dressed as a French maid…