They are all in on the writing act. The prize for Best Ironic Title has to be shared by the Prime Mentalists’ efforts “Courage” and “Britain’s Everyday Heroes”, although his next effort “An A-Z Of Medicine Cabinets” is believed to be semi-autobiographical.

In the Taking The Piss award category, the first prize goes to Mrs Jack Dromey. Her department’s factsheet “Women In Power: Milestones”  talks about the first female councillor. And the first female peer. But not the first female occupant of 10 Downing Street?
Yes, in a leaflet about female firsts, Harperson manages to miss out the milestone of Margaret Thatcher being the first British female Prime Minister. Stunning and petty all in one stroke. Hattie, remember that Maggie is worth ten thousand of your pathetic worthless type. And as we keep reminding ouselves over and over again…only 9 months until you are swept into electoral oblivion.