It looks as though Andrew Marr is well and truly off of the No.10 Christmas card list for daring to ask the question that everyone has wanted to put to McDoom for a while – and Guido has been egging the Lobby to do – ask about the happy pills.

Entertainingly the conspiracy theories have already kicked off that the question was deliberately poorly worded to give the one-eyed son of the Manse an excuse to turn it round into a blindness question but that is a step too far. The furrowed brow and the sweaty forehead show that it wasn’t a plant.

It says a lot for the Brown Broadcasting Corporation that having aired the show that asked the question, it is the only major news organisation NOT running with the story. Blatant bunker mentality from the State broadcaster. Any questions on what the food is like in the Fuhrerbunker and whether the supply of pills is running low can be addressed to BBC employee and all-round tinfoil-hatjob Opinionated More than Educated here.