Fresh from a walk through Town in the blistering heat and sunshine, it would have taken a stronger entity than TheEye not to be swivelling his head more than that girl in The Exorcist. For there were many scantily-clad ladies to be seen. However there were also on display that […]

If you want irony and strangeness then the Austrian Times should always be on your Favourites list. Here we learn about the embarassing fate of the world’s fastest rollercoaster: “The world’s fastest rollercoaster which was opened in a blaze of publicity last week with F1 legend Michael Schumacher in pole […]

Okay, so TheEye is thinking of setting up a country. Nothing to do for the next few days so looking for a goal. All ideas for a national anthem and a flag are welcome. Do NOT follow the example of whichever twat designed the flag of Poland because Dante had […]

In oddness we find that religiously devout Jews barred by rabbis from surfing the Internet may now “Koogle” it on a new “kosher” search engine. Yossi Altman said Koogle, a play on the names of a Jewish noodle pudding and Google, appears to meet the standards of Orthodox rabbis, who […]

Co-conspirators on this site are scattered across the world and David Vance has published this most interesting article on A Tangled Web about the Euro but with an Irish slant. Read the whole article here but here is the first paragraph: “I see that our acting Prime Minister, Lord Mandelson, […]

TheEye sometimes delves in to miscellany and oddness, so it will come as no surprise that this story from the unmissable Austrian Times has appeared on the radar. Serious topics to resume rapidly though. Reproduced in full so no need to bother with the link: “A kinky version of Big […]

The IRA used bombs and bullets…but as far as TheEye is aware they didn’t ever get as inventive as ETA who planned to assassinate judges with poisoned decent French brandy. The leading antiterrorist judge Balthasar Garzon (pictured) was one of several intended targets in a plot foiled by authorities with […]

Just on the day when Hazel Blears sticks another knife in the back of the One Eyed Snot Gobbler it seems that he won’t go quietly. Gordoom has just surfaced as a crop circle in the form of a spineless jellyfish. The owners of the land in Oxfordshire have urged […]

From the ever-odd Croatian Times we learn that a British historian is claiming King Arthur was buried in Croatia. This article is quoted in entirety so no point going through the link. “Historian John Matthews has told the Croatian daily newspaper Jutarnji List he believes the gravestone found in the […]

A while ago TheEye typed a post from this parish about men becoming impotent from staring at women with large breasts and great legs. As this is a non-sweary family blog that post came with a health-warning. In the comments TheEye was instructed by “The Big Dollop” not, basically, to […]