Greetings: Welcome to the team

November 5, 2008 at 3:53 am

A new blogger called “Another Day” has strolled in today to the site. I found his place via Iain Dales live US Election chat and I think there is a great potential for his blog. His politics seem sound and from his emails to me he sounds like our flavour […]

And these people work for us?

October 31, 2008 at 6:23 pm

The English is simple enough to lorry drivers – but the Welsh reads “I am not in the office at the moment. Please send any work to be translated.” An idiot emailed for a Welsh translation of the road sign and got an Out Of Office bounce. That went up […]

Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man

October 31, 2008 at 5:33 pm

It’s typical, isn’t it. Jonathan Woss and the bloke we’ve never heard of before are all over the news, while things like this barely get a mention. L/Cpl Matthew Croucher is only one of 20 living recipients of the medal, awarded for acts of extreme heroism. The marine dived onto […]

Official Declaration: No Sarah Palin Porn on this site

October 30, 2008 at 4:14 pm

If you are from Texas, you might as well leave now.Google trends says that Richardson, Texas is the most common location for those searching Google with the term “sarah palin porn“.

Things You Didn’t Know (Part 94) … The Guardian supported Hitler

October 28, 2008 at 10:41 pm

Did you know that the Guardian argued for the Nazi Party’s inclusion in the German government, saying that this would “help to perpetuate this democracy“. Also the Observer hinted that claims of anti-semitism were exaggerated because “the major part of the German Republican Press is in Jewish hands“.)

Jonathan Ross upsets Andrew “Manuel” Sachs

October 28, 2008 at 9:56 pm

Rather rude, one would have said, for Ross and Russell Bland to leave answerphone messages about having sex with his granddaughter (transcript). However there is some good news. Andrew Sachs has offered complete forgiveness to Jonathan Ross if he makes the following statement correctly: “I Rarely Rile people but Retarded […]

St Crispins Day

October 26, 2008 at 12:00 pm

Today is St Crispin’s Day. I’ll be toasting King Harry and his army this evening. To spoil the great day, the French are having a conference about the Battle of Agincourt. Their historians are claiming the English weren’t that outnumbered, that the French were “heroic” and we generally weren’t very […]

We’re All Doomed

October 24, 2008 at 1:36 pm

If it wasn’t already blatantly obvious to everyone…we are all doomed. How is it possible that a former vicar-turned-MP who is now Deputy Leader of the House of Commons can be the one-in-the-same person as a disgusting weirdo whose only claim to fame is publishing this picture of himself on […]

Vote for the Vet and the Mommy, not the Socialist and the Commie

October 23, 2008 at 7:02 pm

It’s not tricky to guess which side I’m on in the US Presidenial Elections in a few days time. Frankly I’d love to have seen Sarah as the nominee; as I expect she will be in 2012. Hopefully B Hussein Osama won’t have been able to do too much damage […]

Appeal For Help: Movie Suggestions

October 23, 2008 at 5:26 pm

A good friend of mine (not pictured) is rather keen on gory and horror-themed movies. He’s asked me to post for suggestions as to how to expand his collection. His most recent 15 additions (or on order) are: * Santa Sangria* BrainDead* The New York Ripper* Citizen Toxic – The […]