TheEye has no sympathy for the politically correct thought-police who now seem to rule our lives.

However a small amount of pity can be found for the desk-bound cretin who has to work this tricky one out: what do you do with a “lesbian Asian bus driver” sacked now by Brisbane City Council after she wrote a note referring to commuters as “spear chuckers with prams”. It’s enough to make a grown PC drone weep in confused frustration.

Much thought and effort was invested in finding a suitable picture for this story and TheEye regrets that this was the most suitable and family-friendly compromise. Fun, though.

The PC brigade will be in twists over this story, so it will be conveniently ignored.